In case you’re unaware, Ronda Rousey pretty much rules. She’s the first and current UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion, she’s set to reprise Patrick Swayze’s so-badass-it-hurts role in the upcoming Road House remake, and she’s also refreshingly straightforward about pretty much everything she’s asked—including sex.
In an awesome new advice column for Maxim (cleverly called “Help Me, Ronda!”), the 28-year-old answers readers’ burning relationship questions—and in the first installment, we learned quite a bit about the athlete. (We hope the letter-writing guys learned as much about women.)
She hates skinny jeans on you, dude.
When a Chicago gent named Bill wondered what to wear on a date, Ronda decided to tell him what not to wear: skinnies. “If they’re so tight that you have to stand up to put something in your pocket? They’re too skinny,” she declared.
You don’t need to impress her with fancy gifts—just some hard cider.
A 26-year-old dude named Vince asked about the sexiest date a guy can plan, and here’s what Ronda said:
“Seriously, if a guy had a pick-up truck and took me out to the Malibu mountains out here in L.A., that’s the perfect date for me. Even if we just had a cooler full of cider beer and an air mattress. I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date. As far as the best present, if a guy showed up at my door with some buffalo wings and cider beer, that’d be it for me. Because I have all the stuff that I want. Buffalo wings and cider is all I need.” #Preach.
She thinks lube is for slackers—and her teeth are off limits in bed.
Take note, guys: If you ever have the chance to sleep with Ronda, steer clear of her teeth. In response to Jack from L.A.’s question about what not to do in bed, she said: “Don’t bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing … Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already.”
As for what every guy should should do? “Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you’re being lazy … and you’re not taking your time.” Hard to argue with that one.
Head over to Maxim to read Rousey’s other answers and find out how you can email her a question of your own.