We're going full grannycore, folks.
I've never needed to shop like I do right now.
The pool floatie sandal isn't going away, folks.
Boot season is starting early, y'all.
Just take all my money!!!
Can't talk right now, doing hot dog sh*t.
Step away from the Zara.
This year’s discount is even bigger than usual.
Stylish ensembles that only my family will see. Sigh.
Aaaaaaand I'm redecorating yet again.