No, 'chic mom jeans' is not an oxymoron.
It doesn't quite come together.
Eh... Jane, what are you doing sweetie?
I want a girl with short shorts and a loooooong jacket.
Just like the groundhog predicted, spring is coming early.
It (understandably) left her "f***ing miserable."
To try or not to try.
We barely recognize her.