Hey Siri, play "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.
Siri, play "Confident" by Demi Lovato.
Missionary be damned.
Quiet and fun aren't mutually exclusive.
Add these to your bedroom repertoire.
Many of which don't involve you on your knees.
Alternately titled: How many ways can you do the splits while having sex?
Because couch sex is seriously underrated.
Because you love your partner, but you're still low-key pissed.