Or, the best 11 minutes you'll have today.
The gang's back, and as bro-y as ever.
SATC fans, your patience has paid off.
We'll take it.
Say it's true!
We'll admit, our jaws dropped.
Hint: It's not Manolo Blahnik.
Crumbs is going out of business.
In a very un-Carrie role.
A ranked guide.