Alexa, play Carrie Underwood.
I can't recommend it enough.
Are you in one?
I prefer plastic skeletons over an actual boyfriend.
Grab a towel, because things are going to get messy.
And it'll never ghost you!
Would I lie to you?
Plus, the sex toys every Virgo needs.
Cheers to budget-friendly quality time!
Kiss hook-up culture stigma goodbye.