This story is wild from start to finish.
Britney thought the public wouldn't believe her story because she didn't believe Paris' claims at first.
This more pared-down version of Hilton is shocking.
I wouldn't expect anything less.
How did we never know this?
That's slaying and living, of course!
There are two words that describe her bank account: That's hot.
"I really would wanna do anything for her."
That's, like, actually hot.