But is she just misunderstood?
This sounds suspiciously like "conscious uncoupling."
The actress outlined a 7-step guide in new blog post.
She claims she is, indeed, merely a commoner.
So she says in her latest new-agey ramble.
About being rich and famous, obviously.
This time she's managed to anger working moms everywhere.
Apparently cigarettes are healthier than cheese from a tin.