His name is his calling card.
She's apparently hooking up with ... Dane Cook?
Poor Yeezy's social life has been reportedly impacted.
It's a real thing, and it's called achondroplasiaphobia.
Oprah's couch, consider yourself warned.
But then again, she was getting cozy with The Game at a club.
Will Madonna be next?
Although we're dying to know where she gets her bikini waxes.