Real Estate Porn: Bruce Willis Unloading His LA Mansion and Jessica Simpson’s Lush Bachelorette Pad

Blair Pfander
Real Estate Porn: Bruce Willis Unloading His LA Mansion and Jessica Simpson’s Lush Bachelorette Pad
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Whether or not you’re a captain of industry, few pleasures in life are as uncomplicated as clicking through impossibly luxe (and ridiculously expensive) real estate listings.
If you’re keen to live in the former quarters of a Hollywood celeb, now is the time to call your broker.
With newly-listed mansions from Bruce Willis—whose Beverly Hills property features classic wood beams and a expansive tennis courts—as well as Jessica Simpson, Drew Barrymore and Olivia Newton John, we’re having a hard time picking which A-lister we’d most like to live like.
Click through to see the most awe-inspiring listings to hit the market this week.

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MERCER STREET, NEW YORK: This knock-out Soho duplex features a great room (complete with wood-burning fireplace), three landscaped terraces and elegant marble baths. For entertaining-types, the property also boasts a private screening room and massive chef's kitchen. $42,000,000 at Corcoran.

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BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA: According to the Real Estalker, tough-guy Bruce Willis is unloading this 10,000-square-foot Beverly Hills mansion. Built in a traditional Spanish style, the property features exposed beams, a receiving courtyard, tennis courts, and an extra-long swimming pool. Rumored $22,000,000, via The RealEstalker.

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CARTAGENA, COLOMBIA: This tropical paradise pad features a pink-painted solarium and a swanky roof deck overlooking the Cartagena skyline. For extra "wow," the estate comes with antique bronze fixtures, a lush backyard, and a private spa. Price Upon Request at Christies.

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MONTECITO, CALIFORNIA: Nestled on two acres of forested Montecito perfection, Drew Barrymore's cozy-chic mansion is among our favorite celeb estates, with a glass sunroom, library, and two-story guesthouse. Our favorite feature? The expansive covered porch overlooking the brick courtyard. $7,500,000 at Zillow.com.

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GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT: This opulent Victorian-style mansion, dubbed "Copper Beech Farm," is currently the most expensive listing in the country. The price seems steep, yes, but makes sense when you consider its 4,000 feet of water frontage, two (yes, two) offshore islands, its stone carriage house (with clock tower), a 75-foot pool, and octagonal pool house. $190,000,000 at Christies.

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BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA: This ivy-covered estate served as Jessica Simpson's post-breakup bachelorette pad. Inside, you'll find starlet-worthy details like "ebonized" hardwood floors, walled courtyards, and a few koi ponds (hey, a girl needs companionship). $7,995,000 at Sothebys.

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TEQUESTA, FLORIDA: Chanteuse Olivia Newton John and John Easterling are heading out of their lushly-landscaped Florida mansion, which features a classic motorcourt, "driftwood" cabinetry, and master suite with a handy "morning bar." Rumored $6,200,000 via The RealEstalker.

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PALM BEACH, FLORIDA: Complete with poolside cabanas and a 70-foot infinity pool, this Palm Beach mansion is the ultimate sunny escape. With an expansive master suite, full outdoor kitchen, and and immaculately manicure grounds, you may never want to leave. $12,900,000 at Corcoran.

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SAINT PETER, BARBADOS: Set above Barbados' Platinum Coast, this palace-like tropical mansion boasts 9,000 square feet of luxe living space along with two separate guest cottages and three acres of gardens. $12,500,000 at Sothebys.

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BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA: This Mediterranean-style super mansion is one of the biggest and baddest in Beverly Hills, and includes 7-bedrooms (including a "master retreat"), gourmet kitchen, wine tasting cellar, and backyard loggia. $36,000,000 at The Agency.

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