‘Kimmy Schmidt’ Scene-Stealer Titus Now Has an Actual Pinot Noir

Cady Lang

Undeniably, the highlight of last season’s “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Netflix debut was Tituss Burgess‘ rendition of “Peeno Noir,” a dance track the scene-stealing actor sang as his character Titus Andromedon’s “ode to black penis.”

Obviously, the song became a viral hit (because where can you go wrong with lyrics like, “Pinot Noir, you’re a star/Listen to Tom Beren-gar”?) — and now you can drink an actual pinot noir, appropriately named, “Pinot by Tituss.”

The virtual is being produced by a Santa Barbara winery, has a 2014 vintage, and is only available online at PinotByTituss.com (a drinking age landing page will ask you if you’re over 21. to which you can respond like Titus Andromedon yourself with a “Yassss” or “NO”); although the website indicates that it may be heading to real-deal liquor shops soon.

Orders will start shipping on March 14, which gives you plenty of time to get your bottle before the second season of Kimmy Schmidt hits Netflix in April.