Between introducing her 11 million followers to her brand-new piglet named Bubba Sue (whom she swathed in a blanket like a new baby, gave it a red manicure, and took on a private jet); mimicking Nicki Minaj‘s now-famous Anaconda naked ass album over as Hannah Montana and as herself; sundry photos that feature blood in ever-so-cryptic ways; a selfie with model Barbara Palvin; some dental hygiene tips; and a few throwbacks, it’s clear Miley had a better weekend than us. Or at least a more bizarre one.
Below, a selection of Miley’s, um, best (?) Instagram shots posted this weekend.
Caption: “Matching neck rolls.”
Caption: “Piggy on a PJ.”
Caption: Yes yes yes yes yes @nickiminaj
Caption: #dontwantnoneunlessyougotbunzhun @nickiminaj
Caption: “Went to ham tonight.”
Caption: “Need to floss more.”
Caption: “blood on boots.”
Caption: “wish i could c dis one more often @realbarbarapalvin #sweethungarianbaby.”
Caption: Root fucking canal.