Just in time for Mother’s Day, Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell dropped in on today’s “Ellen” and were joined by their famous husbands, Ashton Kutcher and Dax Shepard, in a surprise orchestrated by the host. Before they appeared, Ellen DeGeneres aired a pretaped videogram from Kutcher and Shepard. “We put babies in you,” Kutcher said. “We’re supposed to be watching those kids right now, but we’re not,” added Shepard. “No. We’re wishing you a happy Mother’s Day and letting someone else worry about it,” Kutcher agreed.
Then Shepard and Kutcher rode bouquets of pink roses onto the stage to the sound of Ginuwine’s “Pony” and the sound of a thousand screaming women, and their wives (and “Bad Moms” costars) acted like excited teenagers, because—why not? They all joined in for a rousing round of “Never Have We Ever,” in which they revealed that all four of them have never been to a nude beach—“Sorry, guys. This Hollywood lifestyle’s not as exciting as it’s advertised,” Shepard said—and Shepard revealed that he likes to wake Bell up with sex.
Speaking of, things got especially juicy earlier in the show when Kunis expressed interest in a second kid and DeGeneres asked, “Are you trying?” “Like, am I having sex?” Kunis asked. “Yeah, are you having sex? I want to know how often you’re having sex,” DeGeneres said. “I mean, yes, you know?” Kunis said. “Not like that, but yes. Oh my God.”
In a final shout-out to motherhood, Shephard took it upon himself to compare Bell to her mother, since they’re apparently a pair of total hoarders. “Like her mother, she collects all kinds of things. I think she’s planning on opening up an antique shop in her retirement or something, but, you know—there’ll be time for that.” Nice. If you want to catch all of this, the full show airs today at 4 p.m. EST.