Loose Lips: Kim Kardashian


“I’m the girl who’s too shy to dance in a nightclub — maybe for one song, and then that’s it.”

Kim Kardashian

What are you, a pathological liar now? You’re too shy to dance in a nightclub, but not too shy to pose wearing nothing but layers of stranded pearls for Playboy? We’d also like to remind you that you did an entire performance in a bathtub, wearing nothing but a leotard and sky-high hooker heels, on stage at a Pussycat Dolls concert in Vegas…we saw that episode (just that one, I swear) of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, okay.

Liar, liar, harem pants on fire.