Just because you didn’t make Santa’s annual “nice” list this year (because hey, 2022’s been a rough year, to say the very least), doesn’t mean you’re bound to receive coal this year. In fact, there are plenty of naughty ideas that make for some of the sexiest stocking stuffer gifts we’ve seen all year long. Sure, while most of us love the conventional stocking fillers like candy, pint-sized beauty products, and maybe a few festive ornaments, tossing in something a little unexpected—whether sexy or not—is always a good idea in my book.
Sex-themed stocking stuffers may not always be an appropriate choice for gifting (opening up a full-blown vibrator on Christmas morning at your S.O.’s parents’ house or opening presents with distant relatives you haven’t seen in a decade isn’t exactly an ideal scenario for most of us), but whether you’re single or attached, these spicy, R-rated giftables are sure to satisfy your partner, girlfriends (and guy friends), and beyond (just make sure to open them up with caution and your sharpest discretion).
From pretty lingerie pieces to straight-up NSFW pocket-sized sex toys, naughty truth or dare card games, and plenty of sex position handbooks, we’ve rounded up some of the sexiest stocking stuffers that are sure to delight. Santa and his helpers will totally be blushing.
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Foria is known for its body-focused topicals that are designed for use everywhere, from your breasts so your vulva. This use-anywhere arousal oil helps stimulate any of your pleasure points—from your nipples to your clitoris—to ensure that your body (or your partner’s) is feeling as good as possible. Reviewers say it also works as a lubricant and has a subtle, sensual aroma to it.
Okay, these fluffy handcuffs are ridiculously cute. Who wouldn’t want to put them to use?
“Clitorally mind-blowing” and compact enough to discreetly slide into any stocking, the Lelo Sona 2 Cruise is a must-have for anybody with a vulva.
Take teasing to the next level with this saucy dice game.
Because using protection is ~always~ sexy and because these luxe condoms are truly the best.
A fresh take on the classic Kama Sutra, this Position of the Day book will help your relationship keep the spark (and then some).
Um, this Kama Sutra Mad Libs game
is genius and will take nights in to a whole new level.
This discreet sex toy
is said to mimic the sensation of oral sex. Check, please.
Sexy lingerie like this Journelle bra is a good non-kinky option that still generates some excitement.
Grown-up truth or dare will make any night a memorable one.
Take foreplay to the next level with these sexy stockings.