Kylie Jenner Deflects Boob Job Rumors with TMI

Kylie Jenner really set off a firestorm last night when she posted a shot of herself—nay, her boobs—looking particularly voluptuous. Cue mass hysteria.

But she didn’t have them done, she claims—she just has her period. When a fan asked when she had her breasts done, she responded “Um never.” The girls are just looking full temporarily, she added: “TMI but it’s that time of the month lol,” she wrote.

Uh huh. Kardashians love to deflect plastic surgery rumors with TMI—it’s practically a family tradition. For example, in a blog post last September, she credited weight gain—not surgery—for her curves. “Everyone is obsessed with that,” she wrote of the rumors around her possibly-fake breasts. “Truth is, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained 15 pounds and my body has changed; I’ve definitely filled out.”

We’ll see if she has the receipt in a week, when her breasts do or do not deflate. BTW, if she did get a boob job, NBD—it doesn’t have to be a national emergency, women should be able to do what they want with their own bodies. In the meantime, bated breath.