Happy Monday: Kim Kardashian Graces Instagram with a Totally Naked Selfie



Yes, Kim Kardashian, You’re a sexy mom. A MILF. A woman whose sexuality isn’t defined by the fact that you’re a wife and a mother. We understand. Entendemos. Nous comprenons. Yet it seems the 35-year-old is up to her old tricks, doing everything in her power to make sure we don’t forget it. Case in point: Her latest Instagram thirst trap, which showcases her completely naked body, with the words “When you’re like I have nothing to wear. Lol.” Just what I do when I hate everything in my closet!


And it’s not a “wow, look how much weight I lost after having a baby!” photo, either. The pic, like so many others before it, is alarmingly sexual, almost pornographic in nature, making me believe Kim’s husband and puppeteer Kanye West wholly approved, if not art directed the whole thing. Of course, the photo might be old—Kim sported platinum hair last year—but she also dabbled in blonde this February during New York Fashion Week.

Either way, it’s hard to argue with the fact that she looks good, although the court of public opinion has mixed reviews: