Sad: Kim Kardashian Says She Doesn’t Laugh Because It ‘Causes Wrinkles’

And here we thought all the money and fame in the world, a beautiful baby, and a string of high-profile friends just doesn’t make her that happy, but it seems the real reason Kim Kardashian never smiles is because it “causes wrinkles.”

The starlet admitted as much on Twitter Monday, when she posted a snap of herself laughing with a friend.

“See I do smile… even laugh on occasion. Not too often though because it causes wrinkles @shammaurice,’ the 34-year-old wrote.”

Maybe she’s joking, but we really hope she isn’t, because that would be too, too sad.

Personally, we think she had a lot to laugh about. Namely the fact that she is—for better or worse—the most famous woman in the world right now. If we were in her shoes, we’d probably regularly flash back to how she made a name for herself, and laugh all the way to the bank. Or the Met Gala. Or to the Vogue offices.

But in all seriousness, Kim really needs to drop her “I’m so perfect” facade and just laugh, dammit.