Remember when Kanye West bought Kim Kardashian a custom-painted Birkin bag last year? The new present she’s asking for makes that look like a free tote from the bookstore.
On her website, the 35-year-old decided to fill us in on the topic of push presents—lavish gifts from a husband that, in some circles, are considered customary when a woman gives birth—and said she’s itching for the Lorraine Schwartz diamond choker that she’s been photographed wearing, which some sites are estimating costs around $1 million.
“I like the idea of a push present,” she earnestly writes. “After nine months of pregnancy it’s a sweet and well-deserved thank you. We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby…of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are!… This pregnancy, I would love a Lorraine Schwartz diamond choker, like the ones I’ve worn before to the Art + Film Gala. Too much? LOL!”
We laugh at her ridiculousness, but it’s hard not to cringe, also: Kim’s been very vocal about how carrying a child is the absolute worst, calling pregnancy the “worst experience” of her life, and now she’s filling her fans heads with the idea that it’s necessary for women to receive something material—and something ridiculously expensive at that— in return for housing your husband’s spawn for nine months. Yikes.