Khloé Kardashian has devised a sort of “sex calculator,” and we’re torn as to whether it’s ingenious or wholly unnecessary. The 31-year-old reality-TV stalwart, who has no shortage of sex-related subjects she’s willing to discuss, revealed on her website that she thinks sex is the perfect union of fun and calorie-burning. “I’m all about having fun with fitness, and it’s the best way to stay motivated to work out,” she says. “I had my team put together a list of sex positions that burn the most calories, because what’s more fun than getting down??? LOL.”
According to Khloé, a woman of average height and weight can burn up to 40 calories while doing it missionary for 15 minutes, but she won’t have any of it. “I’m not a missionary girl!” she stresses. “Maybe I’d be more into this position if it was more of a workout.” Fair.
As for her preferred positions—the ones that torch the most calories and are most enjoyable by her standards—Khloé says her fave is “reverse cowgirl,” since it will not only “get the job done,” but will also give your core an intense workout. According to this functional “Sex Calculator,” which we obviously had to try, the standard “cowgirl” position is the biggest calorie burner. Maybe Khloé should consider swinging around once in a while—but she looks great, so whatever she’s doing is probably working.