Leave it to Jenny from the Block to say what we’re all thinking—Ben Affleck’s back tattoo is terrible.
Quick refresher course for anyone not up on Bennifer drama, rounds 1 and 2—J. Lo and Ben used to date/be engaged way back in the early ’00s, and he even made a hot guest appearance in this music video. Then they broke up and she went on to slay the world with her ageless face and derriere while he married (and is now in the process of divorcing) Jennifer Garner, a.k.a. Bennifer #2. While pondering his life without Garner, Ben decided to get a very large phoenix tattoo in bright yellow, blue, and red that covers his entire back, because midlife crises don’t always look pretty. Got all that? Okay, onward.
Anyway, OG Jennifer appeared on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” where she proceeded to tell Andy Cohen how she really feels during a game of “Plead the Fifth.”
“It’s awful! What are you doing? It has too many colors. His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn’t be so colorful. They should be cooler.”
Preach, girl. Affleck, please take note for your next ink appointment—fewer colors; be cooler.