10. “Please don’t try that on, Brad.” -Rachel, referencing an Armani Prive dress.
9. “Taylor, you’re having a skinny day.” -Brad
8. “I pulled a Richard Gere and ordered one of everything on the menu.” -Rachel
7. “New York Fashion Week is like going to the Olympics. You have Diane von Furstenberg, Marc Jacobs, and Isaac Mizrahi. It’s like watching Kristy Yamaguchi skate.” -Brad
6. “I’m DVF-ing right now…excuse me.” -Rachel
5. “You wouldn’t show up to the Gucci show wearing Valentino. That would just be fashion suicide!” -Brad
4. “I love Fashion Week! You start the day wearing a pom pom hat, and end it at a party with Lindsay Lohan.” -Brad
3. “It’s called recessionary Valentine’s Day, Rach.” -Rodger
2. “Next thing you know, I’ll be in a PETA campaign.” -Rachel, while uncharacteristically wearing faux fur.
1. “Um…you still have on the necklace…” -Diane vonFurstenberg, while Rachel walks out of DVF wearing a sample.