This Vibrator Is Specifically To Stop You From Texting Your Ex This Valentine’s Day—& It’s Just $20

This Vibrator Is Specifically To Stop You From Texting Your Ex This Valentine’s Day—& It’s Just $20
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Valentine’s Day is upon us, which means the feeling of inadequacy that come from *GASP* in February are alive and well. Don’t let those curated and mushy posts on Instagram or sales on chocolate drive you to do something that you’ll surely regret: texting your ex. Instead, invest in something that will actually be able to find your clitoris—a vibrator.

This isn’t just any sex toy, though. It’s literally named the Don’t Text Your Ex Vibrator and it’s suitably shaped like a heart. While this might seem like an odd shape for a vibrator, the quirky design is actually very versatile for pleasure. The two rounded corners plus the pointed tip can hone in on specific spots like your clitoris or nipples and stimulate them in an especially precise way.

It’s become one of Ella Paradis’ best sellers after launching last year (shocking to nobody), and is currently a whopping 87 percent off. That means it can be yours for just $20!

If you’re already thinking, “I don’t need another vibrator,” then babe, Think! Again! This little red heart-shaped vibe is the absolute cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Like, I’m fully obsessed. And it’s not just cute—it’s pretty powerful, too. This rechargeable toy has a 70-minute run time (perfect for a solo sesh!) and from one button alone, you get 10 intense vibration modes to shuffle through until you find The One. Oh, you thought The One was your future husband? Nope, sorry. The One is the pulsing feel of your brand-new vibrator.

Imagine a night in that’s all about achieving your perfect orgasm. No worrying about if your partner is satisfied, no wondering if your hookup will ever call you again and definitely no regret the next morning over texting your ex. Finally, a reliable, consistent date who won’t ghost you or complicate things. Better Love, thank you for this.

dont text your text vibrator This Vibrator Is Specifically To Stop You From Texting Your Ex This Valentines Day—& Its Just $20

This pricy little heart usually goes for $155.99, but right now, it’s on super-sale for 80 percent off. That means it’s yours for just $19.99! TBH, I’ve been on dates that cost way more and delivered way less. That said, if you are in a relationship, gifting your boo this toy to amp up your sexy time is an equally good idea as using it solo, especially if it’s your first time bringing toys into the bedroom as a couple and you want to ease in. This vibrator is downright adorable, not intimidating at all, so it’s the perfect pick for adding juuust the right amount of spice.

Bottom Line? Stop texting your ex. Buy this vibrator instead. You’re welcome for the free advice!

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