This Riverdale star knows how to respond to trolls. Cole Sprouse’s clapback after photoshop accusations has us LOLing. Apparently, while we were all trying to figure out what’s really happening in Cole and Lili Reinhart’s relationship, some internet trolls were focusing on other things. It seems like folks are over here accusing The Suite Life of Zack & Cody alum of photoshopping his photos.
Thankfully, Cole is much more clever than he is petty, and he shared a hilarious slideshow with incredibly distorted images of himself. In one pic–he had a massive jawline and in another he made it look like he had a 20-pack of abs. Though it was also fun and games–Cole got super serious in his caption. He said,
I’m honestly pretty tired of people saying I ‘edit’ my photos. Like, sure, everybody edits their photos a little bit, this is Instagram we’re talking about here, lol. But to suggest I’m changing the shape of my face or eye color is silly and quite frankly – damaging to my brand. Who even has the time for that??? To prove you guys wrong I’ve decided to include some pictures of myself near my friends and family. If you work hard, eat right, and brush your teeth, you can glow like me too. I even looked like this as a baby so back off! Don’t hate on someone else just because your [sic] jealous.
Bloop! Sadly Cole deleted the post–but a fan account snagged it first.
Cole doesn’t have time for your foolishness and your shenanigans.
This isn’t the first time he gave the weirdos what they deserved. He also has @camera-duels Instagram account, which is basically Cole being sassy AF and taking photos of people who try and sneak and take photos of him. He wrote, “This instagram is dedicated to the people out there who secretly take photos of me, and how I take photos of them first. May the fastest camera win.”
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There are lots of people in this wide ol world that want to see me laid out- Bludgeoned by some frat boy’s knuckle or canceled by some mommy blogger on a nicotine stained keyboard. And while my survival radar has, unfortunately, become more keen over time, there is no group to which I am more wary than the teenage girl. Yes, you heard it well. I am quite afraid of little girls. And while my illusory masculinity has taken a bit of a bruising over my career, allow me to explain myself. There is no demographic more diligent than the teenage girl. They always know where I am, they always know who I am, and they are also responsible for WHY I am. Take this duelist as example. She had thought herself the rogue while riding the escalator on her slow descent into hell. Yes, I was going to the same destination, but we always figured that didn’t we? Both Dante and Virgil here couldn’t help but stifle their demonic wails as they spied me, quick to pull out her phone and capture the whole event for a ~whopping~ 47 likes on her personal Instagram. A shame the denim couldn’t hide the overwhelming musk of sweat and mischief that filled the central London tube entrance, and my nose had smelled something funny coming from her general direction. Her friend’s lokinous side eye and hand cupped to her mouth as if breathing into a phantom paper bag was all too telling. I knew I was in for a fight. I readied my pistol and fired first. They say her ghost still haunts that station, her muddled peppa squeals signaling her next young male victim. Hope to see you again when Im back on the river styx. #cameraduels