Cruel Summer: A Guide to Every Celebrity Split This Season

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Celeb-Splits-2015BRB, have to go cry now. (Photos: WENN)

If we had to pick this year’s real song of summer, it certainly wouldn’t be “Trap Queen.” No disrespect to Fetty Wap—his heartfelt anthem to true love and cooking crack is a real winner—but we think Abba’s “Cruel Summer” deserves the title more thanks to the sheer number of celebrity splits that have gone down in the last three months.

And we’re not talking about fickle celebrity romances either—we’re talking about the dissolution of beloved long-term couples like Gwen and Gavin, Jen and Ben, and Blake and Miranda. Hell, even Kermit dumped Miss Piggy after three decades.

To see for yourselves how many unions were axed this summer, here’s a handy guide.

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Megan-Brian

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
Years together: 11 (5 married)
Kids: 2 sons (Noah, 2½, and Bodhi, 18 months.) Green is also dad to son Kassius, 13, from his previous relationship with Vanessa Marcil.

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Miss-Piggy-Kermit

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
Years together: 39
Kids: 0

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Reba

Reba McEntire and Narvel Blackstock
Years married: 24
Kids: 1 son (Shelby, 25.) Blackstock has three grown kids from a previous marriage. (One, Brandon, is married to Kelly Clarkson.)

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Gwen-Gavin

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
Years together: 13
Kids: 3 sons (9-year-old Kingston, 6-year-old Zuma and 1-year-old Apollo.

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Miranda-Blake

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton 
Years married: 4
Kids: 0

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Zayn-Perrie

Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards
Years together: 3.5 years; engaged 2 years.
Kids: 0

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Charlize-Sean

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn
Years together: 1 year, 9 months; engaged 8 months.
Kids together: 0, though Sean has two from his marriage to Robin Wright, and Charlize has two adopted children.

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Ben-Jennifer

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Years together: 10
Kids: 3 (daughters Violet, 9, and Seraphina, 6; son Samuel, 3.)

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Scott-Kourtney

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Years together: 9
Kids: 3 (son Mason, 5, daughter Penelope, 3,  son Reign, 8 months.)

Celebrity-Splits-Summer-2015-Sienna-Tom

Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge
Years together: 4
Kids: 1 daughter (Marlowe, 3)

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