Either Calvin Harris just hosted a little Q&A sesh on his Instagram or a very good impostor took it upon themselves to respond to some fan’s questions, but either way, his (now-deleted) answers are basically what everyone has been thinking this whole time.
It went like this:
According to “ET,” “A source close to the DJ says he did not write the comments,” which makes sense, because what celeb in their right mind would take to IG to address random people’s questions? At the same time, Harris has been all about the revenge bod (and revenge success) of late, insisting he’s living the really, really, super-good life by posting half-naked selfies on social media and gloating about all of his new music, so it doesn’t seem impossible. If you’re posing for pics like this one on IG, where do you draw the line, nah’mean?
A few more revelations:
In any event, his answers line up with his general attitude of late—he posted some motivational speeches to Snapchat this week that one fan compared to a TED Talk (LOL), and after these phantom Instacomments appeared, he hit up Snapchat to play Jessie J’s single “Domino,” which includes the lyrics, “I’m feeling sexy and free.” Then Harris asked, “Who else is feeling sexy and free? I am!” OK, we get it: You’re totally over Taylor and you never really cared in the first place. Whatever you say, bro. But you know what they say about protesting too much.