Oh, hello! It’s Friday morning, and what better way to kick off your almost-weekend than with the revelation that Will Ferrell has a legit sunscreen that you can actually purchase with your hard-earned money. That’s a real thing.
For $14.99, you can invest in your very own tube of Will Ferrell’s Super Mega Sexy Hot Tan. Don’t be deceived by the ridiculous packaging, which depicts Ferrell’s nearly bare Speedo-wearing ass—the SPF 30 sunscreen is PABA-free, alcohol-free, mineral-oil-free, fragrance-free, and hypoallergenic. “The sun is an evil celestial demon. It tricks us into worshipping it with its warm, alluring rays and bright primary color,” Will warns us. “Don’t be fooled. It wants to destroy us and is hellbent on world domination.” Not too far from the truth, at least as it relates to our skin. We could all use a little bit of vitamin D from time to time, though.
This sunscreen was also created for a reason, not just because all celebrities need to have their name attached to at least one beauty product to prove that they exist or because Will insists that “mega amounts of the same ingredients make you sexier and hotter than ever before!”: The “Step Brothers” star (best movie ever?) created Super Mega Sexy Hot Tan in support of Cancer for College, a charity that gives college scholarships to cancer survivors. All of the proceeds from the sunscreen go straight to the scholarship fund.
A quote from Will (and his questionable six-pack), a self-described celebrity lotion addict, invites us to “indulge in a rich, soothing blend of benzophenone and ethylhexylglycerin.” We just might take him up on that.