OBJECT OF DESIRE: Limited Edition Presidential Soap Collection, $24, at caswellmassey.com.
REASONS FOR LUST:
Reason #1: Because while almost all election day paraphernalia is aesthetically unpleasing and ultimately unusable, these soaps are both beautiful and useful.
Reason #2: Because with all the economic and social hardships our country has currently been enduring, it will be nice to have a “clean” start.
Reason #3: Because the packaging recalls the importance of our founding fathers and their dreams for our country.