I'm in a relationship with the Better Love Tap Dancer.
And it's on sale. What's hotter than that?!
Time to toss your basic vibrator.
Skip the Fauxtega and buy these instead.
And it'll never ghost you!
We just saved you $80.
Somebody had to say it!
Pie > cake, please don't fight me.
Save time without skimping on flavor or tradition.