We cried, we laughed and then we realized we actually don’t care that much. All the same, the pint-sized goddessNicole Elizabeth “Snooki” Polizzi is pregnant. We’re having a hard time processing this information since it was only a few months ago that we were watching her take shots in her slippers at a bar in Florence.
So to make sense of it all, we’ve been trying to imagine what this child of hers will be like and how in the world Snooki’s going to manage the responsibilities of motherhood. Of course we want to be there to lend a helping hand. So, our dearest Snooks, here are six things we think are necessary gifts for your baby — organic tanning lotion and all.
What's the best way to dispel the rumors about Snooki and the Situation? Have Snooki's spawn call the Sitch out on being a big piece of poo.
The Situation Onesie, $13.99, at Etsy
There is nothing cuter than a Mommy and me outfit. Snooks and her baby might even be able to share shoes.
Infants Erin, $50, at Ugg Australia
Organic tanning lotion that's safe for babies. Sure, we hope she doesn't use it on her child ... but if she needs to, this is the best option.
Self Tanner Sunless Tanning Lotion, $27.50, at Lavera
It's important for a child to develop the correct personality traits early on in life.
Billy Bob Baby Pimp Gold Pacifier, $3,11, at Amazon
It's only right for Snooki's baby to pay tribute to the only other legend to ever come out of New Jersey.
Hand Painted Bruce Springsteen Baby Bodysuit, $17.75, at Etsy