30 Pick Up Lines We Love To Hate

Jamie Rose
30 Pick Up Lines We Love To Hate
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Nothing is worse than a bad pick up line. Most of us think we’ve heard them all, but have we? Apparenlty, not!

We dove through the internet to find thirty of the best worst pick up lines ever. A few have been said by some celebrities and the others…well, we really don’t know where or who created them.

Click through out slideshow above to view our choices. But, please, do not attempt to use any of these. The outcome will most likely not be a good one at all.

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"Want to have sex?"

"Slow down, sugar, I'm a diabetic" - Nick Jonas

“Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!”

"This is where you start running."

 “How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized

 “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

“Was your father a baker? Because you have amazing buns.”

 “Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

“If I were a door, I’d slam you all night long.”

 “Hey… what are you doing for sex later?” – Bruce Willis

“I lost my number, can I have yours?” – Jesse McCartney

 “I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you?”

 “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?”

“I have nothing to declare but the fact that you should go out with me.” – Oscar Wilde

“Hey, baby, would you like to twiddle my chest hair?”

“You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.”

“I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?”

"Times New Roman"; }div.Section1 { page: Section1; } --> “Get out of your life and into my bed!”

“The doctor’s pretty sure the antibiotics worked this time.”

“I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?”

“Hey baby, want to sharpen my pencil?”

“Do you work at the post office? Because I see you’re checking my package.”

“I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?”

 “I think I’d look good on you.”

“Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.”

“I just moved you to the top of my ‘To Do List’”.

“Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?”

“Great legs. What time do they open?”

 “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”

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