Twitter Follow Friday: Lindsay Loses Her Teeth, Model Ali Michael Beats Down Robber

Kerry Pieri

RT @alimichael just ran down, jumped on top of, grabbed, punched and kicked a guy who ran down the street w my phone. He gave it back. I got applause.

Ali, you are one badass model we’d probably just let him take our stuff.

RT @bryanboy oh my god just checked my twitter now. so embarassing. sorry. 😦 will stay away from laptop the next time i drink.

Never, ever TUI (Tweet Under the Influence). It’s akin to drunk dialing your ex except everyone sees it.

RT @dkny Please remind me to NEVER again wear a romper to work….seriously too high maintenance if you know what I mean-

We do, and that much nakedness should never occur in a public bathroom.

RT @kikilet Crazy sells. Lol http://twitpic.com/1tay6c
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It sure does, Kelly, it sure does.

RT @tavitulle Today is my last day of middle school.

We wonder if anyone will complain when Tavi gets to high school about not being able to see the blackboard over her fashionable headgear.

RT @Carine_Roitfeld Size counts. That’s all.

God, we love this woman. She’s like a French Confucius.

RT @HilaryHRhoda Check out the heels hiding under my dress last night, too bad you couldn’t see these hot thangs! http://bit.ly/ccnWpj
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Those call for a mini stat.

RT @lindsaylohan I kept my teeth and now I can’t find them!- @jennidawnsays @Amadio @thebritishladyv @DavidaBWilliams ahhh! Help me find them!

We don’t think your teeth are the only things you’ve lost Linds.

RT @derekblasberg I still cannot believe that I set an alarm this morning to wake up and watch.. um, I AIN’T EMBARRASSED… Justin Bieber on the Today show!

Um, us either, that kid has a way with the ladies.

RT @cmbenz Last day of Blueprint tomorrow! Can’t wait to have bacon.

Nothing like living on juice for a week straight and then filling your bod with pork fat. Our logic: just skip the juice part.

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