Not cool, internet. Not cool.
Can we get a collective eye roll?
"Actually no, it’s just my body—not that it’s any of your business."
Wow. Just wow.
"I think you should focus a little more on ur kids and a little less on your ass."
Unless you want some instruction on top-notch clap-back.
Calm down, everyone: 'We were gone for an hour and we had a good meal together.'