From the '80s, obv.
"I was the original Kardashian."
She couldn't just get a new haircut like the rest of us?
"Dress your best when you go to bed."
Kris is teasing something big.
Nothing is off-limits.
No official word on the rest of the Kardashians' stance … yet.
A new tell-all asserts Kris was behind Kim's infamous sex tape.
Because that's what you do when you're best friends, and also models.