You know back in the day, when you thought anything Barbie was tops and Ken was totally hot (and straight)? Well, the sad reality is you may be a Barbie girl, but it costs a lot to live in Barbie’s world.
Case in point: Movato recently looked at what a real life-size replica would cost (in doll to human proportion), and discovered that the cost per square footage came to the sum of $18,000. And while this seems paltry for the pink three floor Malibu mansion, it’s not when you consider the fact that it only encompasses 21 square feet.
For that price you could probably snag a tiny $1,500 studio in Chelsea or Brooklyn that at least offered a semi-obstructed view of an alleyway with an entertaining homeless man who talks to himself in three different languages.
Then again, you could just save your coin and either splurge on some pink-on-pink Barbie-inspired decor OR visit one of the many hotels around the world that offers Barbie themed rooms and suites. Both offer their own kitschy fashion aesthetic that only someone like Betsey Johnson could fully appreciate.
Either way, we’re not judging you…that much. Click through the slideshow above for some home decor designer inspirations and a few vacation options your boyfriend will most definitely not be joining you on. (Unless, of course his name is Ken.)