Red Carpet Superlatives: The Best and Worst of the Teen Choice Awards

Posted by , on July 23, 2012 at 10:31 am

Best Performance: The oldest people there gave the best show last night. No Doubt -- enough said. 

Most Disheveled Trio: Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson all looked pretty awesome last night, however we have to wonder if they walked through a car wash on their way into the show. [...]

Most Disheveled Trio: Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson all looked pretty awesome last night, however we have to wonder if they walked through a car wash on their way into the show. And love her or hate her, but we think K-Stew rocked it in a Fluxux T-shirt, Roberto Cavalli blazer and leather pants. 

Most Conceited: In his few years as a Teen Choice Awards all star, Justin Bieber is already the most cocky on the red carpet. His attitude, swagger and blowout all scream, "I'm the most important person here!"

Girl Next Door: Selena Gomez was the quintessential girl next door last night, even if her pink Dsquared2 dress clashed with the pink carpet. How does she always manage to look sexy but still totally age [...]

Girl Next Door: Selena Gomez was the quintessential girl next door last night, even if her pink Dsquared2 dress clashed with the pink carpet. How does she always manage to look sexy but still totally age appropriate? 

Class Couple: Sorry, Justin and Selena. Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were as cute as can be, and we just can't help but imagine him tying someone up in a sex chamber in 50 Shades of Grey. Sorry, but [...]

Class Couple: Sorry, Justin and Selena. Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were as cute as can be, and we just can't help but imagine him tying someone up in a sex chamber in 50 Shades of Grey. Sorry, but it's true.

Most Age (In)appropriate: At 16 and 14, Kendall and Kylie Jenner took the pink carpet in mini-dresses with cutouts, paired with sky-high Louboutins. Was that what you were wearing at those ages? No [...]

Most Age (In)appropriate: At 16 and 14, Kendall and Kylie Jenner took the pink carpet in mini-dresses with cutouts, paired with sky-high Louboutins. Was that what you were wearing at those ages? No matter, they still looked fabulous. 

Most Inappropriately Tight Pants: Joe Jonas looked like he was wearing sausage casing last night. No thank you. 

Most Out of Place: "Call Me Maybe" sensation Carly Rae Jepsen looked a bit uncomfortable and out of place in her strange printed ensemble, but she still killed it closing out the show with her potential [...]

Most Out of Place: "Call Me Maybe" sensation Carly Rae Jepsen looked a bit uncomfortable and out of place in her strange printed ensemble, but she still killed it closing out the show with her potential one hit wonder. 

Biggest Attempt at Trying to Look Edgy: Taylor Swift seems to want to put her good girl image behind her in this nearly backless white number, however we think she should stick to the "girl next door" [...]

Biggest Attempt at Trying to Look Edgy: Taylor Swift seems to want to put her good girl image behind her in this nearly backless white number, however we think she should stick to the "girl next door" vibe. 

Best Hair: Lucy Hale's fishtail braid was the cutest addition to the pink carpet last night. Props to one of the prettiest little liars we know! 

Bitter Bridesmaid: Lea Michele looked like a trashy bridesmaid in her slinky mini, but her hair and makeup (especially her spray tan) were completely perfect. 

Best Cross Between Xena, Warrior Princess & Gloria Estefan Circa 1997: Demi Lovato. We don't even know what to say to you. It takes guts to wear this type of dress out of the house. Less is more, [...]

Best Cross Between Xena, Warrior Princess & Gloria Estefan Circa 1997: Demi Lovato. We don't even know what to say to you. It takes guts to wear this type of dress out of the house. Less is more, dear. 

Best High School Math Teacher Impression: Chris Colfer looked like he was going to lead a rousing discussion at Back to School night in Connecticut. 

Best Dressed: Nikki Reed looked stunning in a Contrarian New York cocktail dress and a slicked back hairdo last night. Her sparkly gold Jimmy Choo clutch was the perfect addition. 

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You have to love the Teen Choice Awards. Even if they are clearly geared towards a younger audience, the red carpet still brings out some of the most major A-Listers — from Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to Justin Bieber and even Gwen Stefani.

While everyone’s style was generally on point, there were quite a few misses. The only way to quantify the all-over-the-place carpet was through good old fashioned superlatives. You know, like the superlatives in the back of your high school yearbook, except you probably weren’t wearing six-inch custom Louboutins in your high school yearbook (unless, of course, you happen to be Kendall and Kylie Jenner).

Without further adieu, click through the gallery above to see who owned the night — and who should have just stayed home.


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