The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

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Miley Cyrus officially opened the North American leg of her “Bangerz” tour Friday night in Tacoma, Washington—and (we have to make this joke) the tour wasn’t the only leg she was opening. Miley spent a significant portion of her show scantily clad in extremely compromising positions that had us thinking pretty much about only one thing: how it seemed just so similar to porn. A porn starring the one and only Miley Cyrus.

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While Miley is a respected artist—if you don’t believe she can belt with the best of them, check out her cover of Dolly Parton’s classic country hit “Jolene”—there’s no denying that the 21-year-old seems to be trying to garner attention not for her vocal talents but for other more visual skill sets.

We think she has every right to portray herself however she wants, but some of the positions she assumes in these images have us questioning if she’s the one really masterminding her image.

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Click through the gallery above to see the 15 most porn-y pictures from Miley Cyrus’ “Bangerz” tour.

All photos via Getty Images, unless otherwise noted

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  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    This literally looks like a still from a porn flick.

    Photo: Instagram.com/perezhilton

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Here's Miley Cyrus, bent over the hood of a car in her custom-made leotard by The Blonds, which apparently has a very high-cut thong.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Remember when Miley got millions of panties into a twist with her scandalous MTV Video Music Awards performance, during which she bent over in front of singer Robin Thicke? This somehow seems so much worse.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Miley mimes masturbation, and even has her own gang of scantily-clad backup dancers.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    At least you can't say you weren't warned: Miley's stage background consisted of an image of a giant "Parental Advisory: Explicit Content" sticker.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Miley's trademark foam finger finds a new use.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    She's a big fan of this particular posture.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    While ths might be the least explicit moment out of her whole show, she's still riding a giant hot dog, which definitely counts for something.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Seeing Miley like this, it really is hard to remember when she was just a squeaky-clean Disney star.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Hannah Montana, is that really you?

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Miley giving a performance of her trademark skill: twerking.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Check out the suspicious placement of the microphone in this shot.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    At one point during her show, a man comes out wearing a giant oversized Big Sean head, and Miley goes on a twerking spree in front of him.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    In the words of Jay Z: Twerk, Miley, twerk.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    A close-up shot of the action.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Well, at least we know Miley's not shy.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    This moment has us pretty speechless.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Sure, Miley, because what your leotard needs is to be pulled up even more.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    She's spreading her legs on the hood of a car, and apparently she's mad as hell about it.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Another seemingly bottomless shot of Miley on the car.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    We can only hope this car has some serious hydraulics.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Whoa.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    This outfit's only really redeeming quality is the baby Chanel crossbody.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    One thing's for sure: Miley definitely practices her leg lifts on the regular.

  • The 25 Most Porn-y Pictures From Miley Cyrus’ ‘Bangerz’ Tour

    Sigh.

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This literally looks like a still from a porn flick.

Photo: Instagram.com/perezhilton

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