“A psychiatrist. I am endlessly fascinated by people’s minds and what makes them tick.”
–Rachel Zoe, on what she would want her career to be had she not chosen fashion.
I can hear it now-
Patient: Dr. Zoe! I keep hearing voices and I think my husband is trying to kill me!
Dr. Zoe: All you have to do is buy a vintage Halston dress and a great shoe! It’s bananas!
Patient: But…I might be anorexic, and my dog keeps telling me to jump off a cliff!
Dr. Zoe: What you need is a true red carpet moment! And maybe a Birkin! I die; where’s Roger?
As much as we want to tell you all about our childhood, Rachel…we don’t know. Maybe stick to The Zoe Report.