“Beauty is grace and confidence. I’ve learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me.”
-Lindsay Lohan
Let’s tackle and destroy what “nature” gave you, Ginger.
Boobs: small today, big tomorrow. Hair color: red yesterday, blonde today, brown tomorrow. Skin color: white today, orange tomorrow. Waist size: zero today, four tomorrow. Freckles: here today, gone tomorrow. Sexual orientation: gay today, straight tomorrow. What now, Linds; what now?
We still love you, tweet us.
