“Listen up Mado. Just lend me your coach, ok? Next time I’ll start training for fashion weeks like I would for the New York Marathon. I’ll swallow a raw egg whole every morning, I’ll scream for Adrian, do my sun salutations every night and I’ll be on the courts, racquet in hand, at 6 every morning, like Anna Wintour. I’ll replace cupcakes with sprouted grains and lattes with green tea. And then I’ll bike to all the shows.”
-Garance Doré, in a fictitious conversation with Madonna, on why Doré doesn’t go to parties.
I have no response. That’s just amazing.
she didnt actually ever talk to madonna. it was just a joke.
If you read all of Garance’s post, it reveals that she has in fact never spoken with Madonna, and that her being scolded was a joke.