Kim Kardashian hates being pregnant, and she wants the world to know it.
In an open letter to fans posted on her shiny new website, KimKardashianWest.com, the reality TV star rattled off all the downsides of being pregnant—and you can bet it’ll have plenty of women either raising their eyebrows or rolling their eyes.
“I’m gonna keep it real: For me, pregnancy is the worst experience of my life! LOL!” she wrote to open the post. “I don’t enjoy one moment of it and I don’t understand people who enjoy it. My mom and Kourtney clearly did! More power to them but I just don’t relate!”
She then goes on to complain about what a drag growing another human inside yourself can be, thanks to the swelling, backaches, and the “complete mindfuck of how your body expands and nothing fits.”
Kim’s really not feeling sexy right now either guys, and just feels like she’s not in her own skin (her words, not ours): “I don’t feel sexy, either—I feel insecure and most of the time I just feel gross,” she wrote.
The 34-year-old also continued about “all of the gross things that happen during pregnancy.” Namely, diapers: “Do you know you basically have to wear a diaper for two months afterwards?! LOL! No one told me that! #SoSexy.”
Kim finishes the note by promising to share all of the details of her pregnancy with fans (did you expect any less?), so brace yourself for more literary gold from the reality star in the months to come—after you shell out the monthly subscription fee to her website, natch. #SoSexy.