A Smart-Ass Necklace That Subtly Says Exactly What You’re Thinking

Emily McBride
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In God We Trust Sweet Nothing necklaces

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Let’s be real: We’re all kind of slaves to the pop culture lexicon, constantly breaking out phrases like “on fleek” in daily conversations and using hashtags that include #Flawless when crafting the perfect Insta caption.

I’m no exception, and I’m ready to take my love affair with quippy one-liners to the next level: I will wear them around my neck, which can absolutely be done, thanks to the In God We Trust’s Sweet Nothings necklaces I recently discovered.

Engraved with cheeky sayings and zeitgeisty references like Beyoncé‘s “I woke up like this” or Taylor‘s “Haters gonna hate,” these $40 heart-shaped pendants come in brass (though you can get them custom-made in gold or silver) on your choice of an 18- or a 24-inch plated chain.

Other phrases to choose from: “Bless this mess,” “Boring,” “Bad bitch” (or, if you’re really feeling yourself, “Best bitch”), but there are also plenty of non-FCC-approved statements available, such as “Really fuckin’ cute” or the ever-succinct “Fuck off,” if that’s your MO.

I opted for the simple “Blah Blah Blah” brass heart—it says so much by actually saying nothing at all. #Deep

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The best part? If none of the current options appeal to you, fear not! You can order your own custom necklace with an engraving of your choosing, and it’s only $10 extra for brass. “Treat Yo’self,” anyone?

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