Win Over Your Indie Rocker Crush With These Tips From An Indie Rocker

Posted by , on June 22, 2012 at 2:32 pm
The good-bad ol' days: Kate Moss with former beau and indie rocker Pete Doherty.

TIP #1

"Feed the indie rocker. He or she is very hungry for things like 'vegetables' and anything besides a hamburger ... though he or she might also appreciate a hamburger."

TIP #2

"Give the indie rocker free clothing. The indie rocker is semi-famous, not fully famous, and this means he or she needs to look really cool without spending any money."

TIP #3

"Let the indie rocker into your house, even though you have just met."

TIP #4

"Do not show the indie rocker your Katy Perry CD collection. Even though she [Katy] is actually pretty good, it will make the indie rocker confused and angry."

TIP #5

"Say you like Fugazi. And get some f**king tattoos on your arms ..."

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If you ever felt that Penny Lane (a.k.a. Kate Hudson) from the 2000 flick Almost Famous was your spirit animal, then listen up ladies.

There’s no doubt that indie rockers are dreamy babes (for the most part), and when you’re getting ready to see them play at that dark, dingy club on the outskirts of town, you always make sure that you spend a good couple of hours preparing your outfit, doing your face and perfecting your hair — all in the hopes of catching the eye of your indie rocker crush.

For those of you that get that golden opportunity to actually talk to your dream babe, you better be sure to make a good first impression (honestly, who knows if you’ll ever get to talk to him face to face again).

To make sure that you have your charm game locked down and spend those valuable few minutes (or even seconds) wisely, we consulted an actual indie rocker who gave us some direct do’s and don’t's on how to score points with your music man. From holding off on bragging about your Katy Perry CD collection to winning his heart through his stomach, Geographer lead signer Mike Deni gives us his expert pointers.

Check out all of Mike’s tips for all you “band aids” out there in the gallery above!

If you feel like test driving some of these pointers from Mike, feel free to try it on him and the rest of Geographer this Saturday when they play Dove & StyleCaster’s Beauty and the Beach party at Southampton Social Club in Southampton, NY. Featuring live music from the band and tunes by DJ Kiss, come hang out with the StyleCaster team and put these tips to good use.

 Win Over Your Indie Rocker Crush With These Tips From An Indie Rocker

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    1. J.Saplicki says:

      i love this totally unexpected.