In case you’ve been under a rock for the past 24 hours, here’s a refresher: Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, have officially split up after 10 years of marriage. She wrote about the separation on her lifestyle site Goop, citing that the split is a “conscious uncoupling.” Okay.
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In the spirit of wishing Gwynnie all the best in her future romantic relations, as well as indulging our own penchant for faux-planning the personal lives of celebrities, we’ve already started pondering who she could date next. We know she loves skinny white rockers, she’s a huge fan of rap music, and she’s generally considered to be a (shall we say) left-of-center person when it comes to her perspective on life.
Click through the gallery to see 10 guys we can totally see Gwyneth dating next–and Gwynnie, we wish you all the unconscious coupling you can stand over the next few months. (Get it?)