Do you remember Kevin Federline? Yeah, me neither. Apparently he used to be all toned, and then he got all fat, maybe he was seeking Amy and never found her…we don’t know. Anyway, he signed up to appear on VH1′s Celebrity Fit Club with Nicole Eggert, Federline’s other ex Shar Jackson, and Bobby Brown.
Here’s how it will go: K-fed will try to rap, and convince everyone that no, he’s not really fat, he’s just wearing a really large white gangsta t-shirt. Then Shar Jackson will…I don’t know, because I think she was on Moesha, and I can’t remember anything about Moesha…I don’t think it’s in syndication anymore. Then Bobby Brown…oh, Bobby Brown. Way too easy. Maybe he’s trying to get all hot to win Whitney back. I guess we’ll see. Nicole Eggert was on Charles in Charge….and she was pretty cool, actually; she had that perfect flippy Cali hair.
Here’s to paying the rent, guys.