J.Lo's breasts, Bella Hadid's bedroom eyes, Ariana Grande writhing around half naked.
Her long gown almost did her in.
Cue mass hysteria.
Less like dresses, more like works of art.
It all happened at the BRITs
But is it BS?
She might actually need an intervention.
That's 49 people besides Kim Kardashian.
Here we go again.