Kate Moss Does It: 8 Celebrities Who I Would Want To Drunk Dial Me

Posted by , on May 22, 2012 at 12:15 pm

My girl Kate Moss allegedly still calls her ex Pete Doherty when she's drunk. I'm sorry, but that makes me jealous -- REALLY jealous. 

If I can't party with Rihanna, I'd at least like to receive a drunk dial. I'm pretty sure she'd be shrieking the lyrics to "Umbrella" as she ordered Burger King from the back of an Escalade. Ah, the high [...]

If I can't party with Rihanna, I'd at least like to receive a drunk dial. I'm pretty sure she'd be shrieking the lyrics to "Umbrella" as she ordered Burger King from the back of an Escalade. Ah, the high life. 

Kathie Lee Gifford is known for her penchant for all things wine, and this Today Show host can really get down. I'm imagining her polishing off a bottle or eight of Pinot in Greenwich and getting on her [...]

Kathie Lee Gifford is known for her penchant for all things wine, and this Today Show host can really get down. I'm imagining her polishing off a bottle or eight of Pinot in Greenwich and getting on her mobile phone and letting loose. 

In the spirit of Kathie Lee Gifford (read: rich matriarchs who hit the bottle hard), I think a call from Kris Jenner would be a real treat. She would probably be trying to pitch one of her daughters for [...]

In the spirit of Kathie Lee Gifford (read: rich matriarchs who hit the bottle hard), I think a call from Kris Jenner would be a real treat. She would probably be trying to pitch one of her daughters for a feature but would get confused and just end up calling me "doll" a lot. 

Well, this is a given. Chelsea freakin' Handler, pictured here with her dapper beau Andre Balazs, is absolutely my dream drunk dial. 

The Real Housewives Of New York's Ramona Singer loves wine so much she made her own label. Props. I'd kill for one of her incoherent drunk dials that many of her cast mates have not been thrilled about. 

Lauren Conrad may try to be a good girl nowadays, but let's not forget how bombed she would get in the first few seasons of The Hills. I'd love for her to call me and tell me that I'm a "sucky person" as [...]

Lauren Conrad may try to be a good girl nowadays, but let's not forget how bombed she would get in the first few seasons of The Hills. I'd love for her to call me and tell me that I'm a "sucky person" as she did with my name twin Spencer Pratt

If you follow 50 Cent on Twitter, you know that he is known for his erratic drunken rants. While some may be scared of him, I wouldn't mind being at the brunt of his humorous tirades. 

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When it comes to celebrity couples, it’s obvious that I’m quite the aficionado. However, one couple dominates over all the rest (even though it’s been years since they were actually together). Obviously, I am referring to the relationship between the outrageously successful supermodel Kate Moss and notorious train wreck Pete Doherty. Sure, they were codependent drug addicts who could not function as normal humans, however I realize that their love was deeper than what others thought, and for that I applaud them.

Even though Kate is happily married now, she still apparently has hankerings for her ex-beau — especially when she’s spent the night indulging in the devil’s milk (do people even call alcohol that? Whatever…). Pete was making the rounds at Cannes this week, where he stated, “I’ve listened to her on voicemail. A couple of times she’s got drunk and called me and been a bit silly. But she’s a happily married woman, why does she want to speak to me? Maybe she’s still in love with me. No, she’s not. She hates my guts anyway.”

Sigh. Models — they’re just like us! While we can pretend to act all cool and mature, everyone is guilty of being a little too handsy with their phones after a few too many. In honor of Kate’s wild ways, I’ve composed a gallery of celebrities who I’d love to see on my caller ID at 3 AM.

You can check out all my picks in the slideshow above, and feel free to dish on who you’d love to get a DUI (dialing under the influence) from by leaving a comment down below.


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  1. however I realize that their love was deeper than what others thought, and for that I applaud them.