REASONS FOR LUST:
Reason #1: Because it solves the age-old problem of too many cooks in the kitchen.
Reason #2: Offer to bring the kids to the movies while the rest of your family is prepping the pumpkin pie.
Reason #3: Because vampires are sexier than ever, first Brad Pitt and now Robert Pattinson, you might enjoy it more than your little sister.
Tickets to Twilight, $12.50, at fandango.com