Celebrity Superlatives: New Summer Babies

Posted by , on August 28, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Most Likely to Abuse Tanning Beds at Age 10: As the son of Jersey Shore star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jionni LaValle, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle is destined to end up on the Jersey Shore -- and doing all [...]

Most Likely to Abuse Tanning Beds at Age 10: As the son of Jersey Shore star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jionni LaValle, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle is destined to end up on the Jersey Shore -- and doing all the things that come with it. The guido and guidette hot spot is where little LaValle's parents met while Snooki was filming season three of the reality show that made her the famous for being a pint-sized party girl. We wouldn't be shocked to see him rolling out of a Beach Bum tanning salon before he is old enough to read. 

Most Likely to be Hilarious: With parents who both made a name for themselves as comedic geniuses in productions such as Parks and Recreation, The House Bunny and the Scary Movie series, newborn Jack, [...]

Most Likely to be Hilarious: With parents who both made a name for themselves as comedic geniuses in productions such as Parks and Recreation, The House Bunny and the Scary Movie series, newborn Jack, the son of Anna Faris and Chris Pratt, is destined to become one hilarious celebrity kid. 

Most Likely to Win a Heisman Trophy: Although Camden Cutler's mother Kristin Cavallari is not known to have much athletic ability, the newborn's father Jay Cutler has proved he is a skilled athlete. As [...]

Most Likely to Win a Heisman Trophy: Although Camden Cutler's mother Kristin Cavallari is not known to have much athletic ability, the newborn's father Jay Cutler has proved he is a skilled athlete. As the quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Cutler is a well-known football player, and it seems likely his son will follow in his cleated footsteps. Either that, or he'll end up doing Tequila shots on MTV. 

Most Likely to be a Soap Star: Sky Cole Lauren was born into a family of actors, so naturally, he'll be thrown into the industry as well. He is the son of Elizabeth Berkley, who got her first taste of [...]

Most Likely to be a Soap Star: Sky Cole Lauren was born into a family of actors, so naturally, he'll be thrown into the industry as well. He is the son of Elizabeth Berkley, who got her first taste of fame on Saved by the Bell, and Greg Lauren, who is known for his role in The Young and the Restless, among others. Considering his dad's soapy past and his mother's famous dramatic role in Showgirls, we're sure that Sky will have no problem starring in some truly trashy (but awesome) daytime television. 

Most Likely to be a Socialite: With parents like Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson, the career possibilities are endless and the opportunities for success are abundant. Both celebrities are wildly successful [...]

Most Likely to be a Socialite: With parents like Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson, the career possibilities are endless and the opportunities for success are abundant. Both celebrities are wildly successful in their own personal ventures - Thurman has starred in numerous first-rate films and also models, while Busson is a prosperous businessman. This pair's newborn girl is slated to become whatever she puts her well-bred mind to, but our guess is she'll love her lavish life and will end up with a purse line somewhere around her 20th birthday. 

Most Likely to Have a Reality Show: When your mother is reality show superstar Kourtney Kardashian, it's only a matter of time before you start showing up in one of her many programs. Newborn Penelope [...]

Most Likely to Have a Reality Show: When your mother is reality show superstar Kourtney Kardashian, it's only a matter of time before you start showing up in one of her many programs. Newborn Penelope Disick's older brother Mason has already made a number of appearances on his mother's reality shows, and we're waiting for her to become a regular featured guest as well. 

Most Likely to Become a Victoria's Secret Angel: Given her great genes and her mother's experience as a Victoria's Secret Angel, we don't think it will be long before Dixie Pearl, daughter of Lily [...]

Most Likely to Become a Victoria's Secret Angel: Given her great genes and her mother's experience as a Victoria's Secret Angel, we don't think it will be long before Dixie Pearl, daughter of Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill, takes to the runway and earns a set of wings for herself. 

Most Likely to Win Big Brother: Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid both ended up on separate seasons of the reality TV show Big Brother, and they both won, beating out a number of other contestants. We [...]

Most Likely to Win Big Brother: Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid both ended up on separate seasons of the reality TV show Big Brother, and they both won, beating out a number of other contestants. We predict that not only will their first child Dolly appear on the show, but she also will walk away from the house victorious. We just hope she emerges with a good head on her shoulders! 

Most Likely to Have a Great Body: Jillian Michaels is known for getting people into shape -- it's what she does for a living as a personal trainer -- which is exactly why we predict the child she [...]

Most Likely to Have a Great Body: Jillian Michaels is known for getting people into shape -- it's what she does for a living as a personal trainer -- which is exactly why we predict the child she recently had with her partner Heidi Rhoades will be in impressive athletic shape and looking good, just like her parents. 

Most Likely to Start a Clothing Line: Although she started out as a singer, Jessica Simpson has become quite the fashion mogul throughout the years. With her own lines of shoes, handbags, fragrances and [...]

Most Likely to Start a Clothing Line: Although she started out as a singer, Jessica Simpson has become quite the fashion mogul throughout the years. With her own lines of shoes, handbags, fragrances and hair and beauty products, Simpson has plenty of experience in the industry. And while her child's father, Eric Johnson, makes his money playing football and not dress up, we still think baby Maxwell Johnson will give a career in fashion a shot.  

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It seems as if celebrity babies were being born left and right this summer. From another addition to the Jersey Shore this past weekend to the birth of a future Victoria’s Secret Angel, there have been plenty of new and interesting arrivals in Hollywood as of late.

While no one can say for sure what path these children will take in life, based on their parents and the choices they have made, we’ve made some predictions as as to what these future celebrities will be like once they’re fully grown.

Click through the gallery above to see where we think these newborn celebrities will be in a few years!


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  1. I forgot Jillian and her partner actually had a kid, I only knew that she was adopting the beautful baby she is holding in her arms. I’m sure she will be just as athletic at her parents too.