Happy Independence Day, fellow Americans! Doesn't this magazine cover remind you how proud you are to live in a country where young women become famous by looking pretty while sucking on phallic-shaped popsicles?
Ke$ha proves time and time again what a lady she is. First with the "Suck It" tattoo inside her lip, and then with this photo of her wrapped up in an American flag. You know that rule about burning a flag once it's touched the ground? I think the same rule should apply for anything that directly touches Ke$ha's body.